danglingthpider:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

floatinggoathead:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs

This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.

If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there

danglingthpider:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

floatinggoathead:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs

This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.

If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there

alexturnerssettinglotion:

me when i smell pizza:

image

"Oh wow, ummm I mean you know whatever he wants to do, if he wants to be homeless and do nothing, whatever, I’ll be proud and supportive."
Julian Casablancas, on Cal’s future (via binkshapiro)

theroomisonfiree:

Q: What is your favorite type of photograph?

Julian Casablancas: Ones of other people.

"I’m 29..Am I 29?…Yes…No. No I’m not. I’m 28."
Alex Turner (via alternativebohemia)

lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh

"Carmen used to think she had two fathers: the one whose singing she heard through the speakers and the one on whose knee she was sitting. They (Carmen and Karac) love it when I come back to tell them tales." - Robert Plant, 1976.